If you’ve ever been on a very long road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you’ve probably played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are very simple and universally known. But on the off-chance you’re visiting us from outer space, here’s how the ” Clean Would You Rather” game functions: You start by presenting a predicament of two equally dreadful-appearing (or occasionally equally enticing options to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex using a dog and nobody in the world knows you did it, or would you rather not have sex using a dog, and everybody in the world believes you did it?”
You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with such an impossible scenario. When they decide what they consider to be the less horrible of two atrocious situations, it is their turn to come up with a predicament for you.
The game is a regular section on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Celebrity guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are requested by host Scott Aukerman to select what they believe to be the best of two awful scenarios. The questions are nutty and dreadful: “Would you rather eat a whole Christmas tree, or have all of your kids have Jim Carrey’s face from The Grinch tattooed on their chests?” is one question Aukerman modeled to comic Patton Oswalt.
The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game requires no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a bit of imagination. But it is only as enjoyable as the folks you play with. There is no denying that the more absurd and occasionally X rated “Would You Rather” gets, the more interesting it becomes.
For a bit of inspiration, here are a few uneasy propositions compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.
Clean”Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather acquire pounds or be prohibited from the web for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable child picture of you be the topic of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Girl that lasts for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather unintentionally “like” a two-year-old picture of your significant other’s ex whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or unintentionally send a sext to your mom?
Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you’re prompted to, or need to ask your parents for permission each time you have sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the world of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the world of Star Wars or treat a rare kind of cancer?
When you die, would you rather have your charge card statement or your Google search history released?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?
Would you rather have your Seamless account hacked and all the details made public, or have all your files and folders filled with porn?
Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?
Would you rather be in a real-life version of The Walking Dead or a real-life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be forever prohibited from Tinder or be forever prohibited from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you reside?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you’ve taken in the past year (without filters or have your personal e-mail hacked?
Would you rather lose the ability to vote in elections or the capacity to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or liking their photographs on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capacity to discover why someone you’re dating ghosts on you or the capacity to see real ghosts?
Would you rather lose all the photographs you’ve taken on your smartphone this year or lose all the publications you possess?
Would you rather acquire friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Would you rather be catfished or the victim of identify theft?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise at work or retain your smartphone and also the same salary?
Would you rather have the last five photographs in your camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering picture you’ve untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?
Would you rather be able to pick the individual who becomes the following President of the United States or the person who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be forced to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the rest of your own life or only LaCroix for the rest of your own life?
Would you rather be forced to host a large dinner party and invite everyone you left-swiped on Tinder or have brunch with the last person who called you out on Twitter?
Would you rather lose your eligibility to text or lose your capability to give a high five?
Would you rather sound like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your own life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capacity to make use of GPS for the rest of your own life or lose the ability to utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon ensembles for the rest of your own life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the rest of your own life?
Would you rather have the capacity to see every text which was not sent to you or the skill to see every text that is about you?
Would you rather have naked photographs of you leaked on the net but not seen by anyone you understand or accidentally moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather be forced to speak like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your information leaked in a medical insurance supplier hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?
Would you rather eat the Twitter fowl or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a extremely slow internet connection?
Would you rather have a flying car or have Tbps Internet connection?
Would you rather get selected for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an bad name on the street by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be forced to only use Kimoji for the rest of your own life?
Would you rather be forced to see your friends only once per month or lose Twitter followers each month?
Would you rather have unlimited storage space in your iPhone or endless storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet storm in real life or have to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a condemned killer or a famous pornstar?
Would you rather give the remaining part of the web control over your Twitter account or give your mom control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather be a extremely successful YouTube star who’s inadvertently embraced by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?
Would you rather have the aptitude teleport each single time you fart or treat any wound by shouting at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never manage to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to speak to your pet or to people who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a glance at your Mom or your Dad’s web history?
Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for each woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats forever prohibited from your Instagram feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised discussion with a Nazi asserting against their points?
Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there is a full moon or never use emoji again?
Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or need to see a physician to get viral marketing out of your head?
Would you rather consistently use LOL-talk in real life, even at funerals, or only communicate via a series of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment got in a GIF which goes viral or face your greatest fear?
Would you rather never need to improve your computer or never need to update your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, money, gear, and lifestyle or end crime around the world for good but be poor and unnoticed?